Senior discount card

A credit card is 3.4 inches across, which is the easiest thing to hold up against your laptop before you choose.

• 2" — phone case, water bottle lid, a Kindle corner.
• 3" — the one most people pick. Laptop lid, notebook.
• 4" — the centre of a laptop lid, a bottle, a car window.
• 6" — a door, a window, the back of a jacket.

A tongue-in-cheek membership card granting the bearer one senior citizen discount, a nod to Nico being displaced in time since the nineteen forties. Designed like a retro plastic identification badge with his camp necklace beads draped over the corner. Kiss-cut on weatherproof matte vinyl. Dishwasher-safe, UV-resistant, and it peels off in one piece. Choose 3, 4 or 6 inches. Printed when you order.